Giving thanks

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thank you, two wonderful people, for voting on the IntelligentBang logo.

Thanks, everyone, for your patience while we figure out how to blog with regularity.

Thank you, Britney Spears, for writing the awesomeness that is "Overprotected" way before your meltdown, because your words trump mine and now I have more proof that you are a real human.

Thank you, Donald Trump, for having a last name that means to surpass, or whatever it means.

Thank you, Hollywood, for holiday movies, like "Enchanted," with Amy "Adorable" Adams and McWhogivesadamnnowthattheshowsucksplusialwayslikedwhatshishotnessyouknowthemeanonethatusedtodatethegirlwhogothitinthefacewitharockDreamy; "The Golden Compass," with who cares, I've waited like a year and a half for that movie; "I'm Not There," with every actor ever, and like twenty more really interesting movies.

Thank you, Mason Jennings, for coming to San Diego, and for writing songs.

Thank you, NBC, for Thursdays, but mainly for "The Office," especially for the greatest love story since Pam and Jim, which is Darryl and Kelly.

Thank you, TIna Fey, for being a girl.

Thank you, Paris, for having sex.

Thank you "Greek" for whenever you come back.

Thank you Bravo, for like, everything, like usually showing good movies like "The Godfather," for trying so hard to make intelligent reality TV, plus the "Real Housewives of Orange County," plus the best announcer voice ever on all your ads....and maybe the greatest gift of all....Tim Gunn.

Thank you Heidi Klum, and a higher power, for "Project Runway."

Thank you.... mom and dad for feeding me, among other things. Thank you, boy, for being nice even when I'm not. Thank you M, for being lovely and yet just like me, but also different enough that we can still talk to each other.

Thank you, everyone creative, for creating the good and smart and wonderful.