Survival of the... Stronger, Than Yesterday

The creature known as Britney Spears seems to be...evolving. Evidence suggest that the Britney, after an extended period of belated adolescence, has shed her protective layers of--for lack of better words--fatness and craziness, and is re-emerging as a tougher, better version of herself. Of course, when I say evidence, I mean gossip rags and tags online. I don't personally know her, so...your guess is as good as mine. She may be a gila monster or a swan. No judgement either way--gila monsters are really kind of cool.
But, at any rate, three cheers for the girl (since that is about how many people read this.) I mean, I don't fully understand the fascination with her; I know there is one, and that I, as a person currently living outside of a rock and who has never resided in a cave, share this fascination. Unabashedly. I love this girl and I am really, really optimistic about the new album, which is said to be coming out in about nine months. Which is coincidentally how long it took her to produce her two little boys, and they seem to be pretty awesome.
Also! She is nominated for three VMA's, so I know I am not alone in this pro-Britney campaign. Three more cheers, one for each VMA. Which means each reader has to "Cheers!" twice? Read more!